beyoncespenis:

a life changing 22 seconds

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merryblackgirl:

The only kind of white boys I’ll date are the ones who can do this

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via stability)

vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe

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